Why Go To College

So people will give you money,
Wear your degree ear-tagged
like shark-week


And promenade about a storefront like
a pet shop cat
'till others flock to your cause
thronging to the window displaying
rodent sacrifices over the transom dripping
from their tiny mouths



In case of adoption, piss
on Master's couch and
blame it on the minority.


JV